Will they pin a picture of me behind the desk? Put up a sign that reads, “This public masturbator is not welcome!”? Get out a pair of scissors and cut the fob off my key ring right in front of everybody? That would be some pretty heavy-handed symbolism, dudes.HD 7:51 95% 1014 10 months ago LIKES SLEEP ON TRAIN HD 5:47 96% 5617 1 year ago LIKES toilet bv 54B- Sexy arab jacking off HD 5:11 84% 3439 1 year ago LIKES Boi HD 6:40 94% 1294 3 months ago LIKES Chinese muscle man 2 HD 10:29 97% 6209 1 year ago LIKES hot boys HD 28:20 97% 2008 5 months ago LIKES asian man in his room HD 4:34 93% 1049 2 months ago LIKES chinese jerk off (肌肉帅哥户外飞机) HD 8:30 95% 3579 1 year ago LIKES Cute Chinese soldier HD 12:42 96% 2078 10 months ago LIKES Chinese straight sportsman HD 26:27 100% 597 1 year ago LIKES Chinese shower spy 7 HD 1:00 100% 522 4 months ago LIKES An athlete jerk in nike socks HD 7:24 89% 3926 1 year ago LIKES Chinese shower spy 4 HD 3:23 98% 4302 5 months ago LIKES Str8 Dude Caught Wanking HD 4:01 100% 322 6 months ago LIKES The tall blond teeny with big feet (49 EU) cum for you HD 0:57 100% 1559 7 months ago LIKES uncut french dad cums HD 4:57 98% 2289 1 year ago LIKES Toilet jerk HD 3:51 89% 1908 7 months ago LIKES great. I walk past the front desk, imagining what they are going to do to me. The monitor walks past me and gives me a look out of the corner of his eyes as I pull up my tighty-whities. I get dressed, wondering what exactly is going to happen when I walk out of the locker room. Then, I remember: the truth is written on the wall, right where I was standing. Did he see me? Did my forearm trick work? I wonder. I walk out into the locker area still a bit wet. Not losing a second, I wrap a towel around myself and try to hide my red, semi-erect penis from the masturbation monitor. So where do I fall? Hire a sterilizer, not a masturbation monitor, fuckers.Īs far as the gym patrons complaining? Either the straight infiltration is already worse than I thought, or my brothers are traitors (cool gay marriage, bro.) Does it stop me from jacking off in the shower? No. I asked the dude at the front desk why they closed the steam room, and he told me health codes and gym patrons complaining. But now they’ve hired a masturbation monitor and closed the steam room. Maybe you find yourself helping out a buddy or sucking dick. Sure, we do a bit of jerking off in the shower. There’s no bacchanalia-nothing wild, though. My gym happens to be one of the gayest in the world - it’s in the Castro, for God’s sake. If you’re a young gay man, what do you even do but fantasize about the guys you see showering after P.E. Gyms and bathhouses: this is where we’ve had erotic encounters for most of modern history. Gyms have always been an important space for gay men. Personally, I’m into postworkout showerbation because it’s a convenient, sexy, healthful way to take care of all my needs in just one stop. And if you didn’t grow up with God watching you masturbate, you probably got into the habit because your mom didn’t see you there - except under some very extreme circumstances. God doesn’t look at you here he’s no pervert. Guys will tell you they do it because it’s easy - hey, no mess! But the truth? The shower is safe. Openly jerking off with your friends and neighbors in the shower is probably unique to gay gyms, but everyone showerbates. The reason I bring this up is because practically the minute I “finish up,” the shower door swings open, and a young guy that the gym has recently hired, the masturbation monitor, is staring at me. Somebody has to lock eyes with your dick to really see it. For anyone to get a good look, either you or the looker has to hold still. OK, now keep moving - washing, and stuff. You do a kind of thing where you press it up against yourself and hide it behind your forearm. It’s not as hard as you might think - I mean, to hide your boner when you’re stark naked. Sign-up for The Bold Italic newsletter to get the best content about life in the Bay Area in your inbox every week.
We are all here together, working on ourselves, motivating one another - and wow, this is feeling really good. It’s like these showers are a site of fraternal bonding. I’m not just showing off I like the idea of sexuality at the gym. The couple of guys showering around me look as though they like seeing a show. I like putting on a show, and for the most part, the other people at my gym seem OK with it too.
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I take a handful of the shower gel that the gym supplies in buckets and start lathering up. 134,921 Men jerking off in a changing room FREE videos found on XVIDEOS for this search. The endorphins, the steam - it’s relaxing. I walk into the locker room, throw my clothes off and head to the showers. I’m finishing my workout at my neighborhood gym.